Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Clearly, this is all the dogs' fault

CNN, in all its journalistic excellence, has lured me out of hiding with the following headline in the Michael Vick dogfighting indictment:

"Vick case latest stain on pit bull's changing image"

You see? This isn't about a privileged and prominent athlete engaging in acts so despicable that fans have resorted to burning his jersey in the streets, it's about a breed of dog that's getting a bad rap. Yes, all I've thought about the past couple of months is how much I distrust pit bulls.

Never have I thought about stabbing Vick in the eye with a fork after tying him to one of his puppy rape stands and sprinkling doe-in-heat urine on his sphincter and letting some of the (surviving) animals he abused go to town.

Never have I thought about a seemingly-growing problem with sports and entertainment in our country being dominated by dishonesty, cheating, crime, drugs, and idiocy on a level that should outrage us all.

My only thought from the get go has been about how little I trust pit bulls, who clearly weren't manipulated and trained by Vick to tear the faces off of other dogs.

Also, CNN mentions in the ever-helpful STORY HIGHLIGHTS:
- Pit bull dogs once seen as friendly, helpful animals

- Starred as character in "Little Rascals"
- Michael Vick case latest to show dogs as vicious
- Rappers show pit bulls as mean on albums

Well done, CNN. The entire story, which basically blames Vick's penchant for killing dogs on black culture (perhaps arguable, if not just a tad insensitive), is here.