Monday, March 26, 2007

NEWS FROM THE FUTURE THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN

BREAKING! ANNA NICOLE SMITH AUTOPSY: "SMITH DIED OF NATURAL CAUSES"
ALSO: HOWARD K. STERN TO GIVE SMITH FORTUNE TO CHARITY
UPDATE 9:23 AM - THE ONION WEIGHS IN:

Anna Nicole Smith Finally Reaches Target Weight

The Onion

Anna Nicole Smith Finally Reaches Target Weight

NASSAU, BAHAMAS—Some weight-loss experts do not find Smith's achievement inspirational, claiming that such drastic dieting can lead to a dangerous loss of muscle mass.

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