Holy shit, now THAT'S journalism!

Got to give it to CNN for gracing their front page with a breaking story that any second-grader could tell you: in the 'Story Highlights' box, CNN declares,

"Venus lacks water in its atmosphere, Mercury has no atmosphere"

The rest of the story (here) is actually mildly interesting, but useless unless you happen to be a professional astronomer or an aspiring Captain Kirk.